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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why don't younger men like older women?
Unacceptable again!
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What was your first trans experience like?
No go.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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